Diddy’s New Proposal for Bail, No Female Visitors While I’m Out

by joaco_ds

31 Comments

  1. Difficult_Deer6902 on

    ohhhh he is really scrambling but he def staying detained.

    I was saying this to my friends – but I was really convinced he would flee the country by now like Russell Simmons. I know they took his passports, but at this point i thought he moved more like a movie villain who don’t need official documentation

  2. hauntingvacay96 on

    It’s okay. He’ll be fine. Just as long as we don’t, checks notes, put a woman in his vicinity.

  3. Super_Hour_3836 on

    If Martha Stewart can survive prison, I think you can just sit there and do your best Mr. Puff. 

    *It’s a good thing.*

  4. “You best tread carefully, Son, before I come tear your ivory tower down like Sulaiman done the Templar Knights” – it’s how Jay Electronica reacted to Eminem calling Diddy out for ordering hit on Tupac in Killshot. And look whose ivory tower is in shambles now. No more white parties in that ivory tower.

  5. PrettyAdagio4210 on

    So he’s acknowledging the fact that it’s not a good idea to leave females with him?

    Might want to rethink that proposal, guy.

  6. Puff’s only shot at not spending the rest of his life behind bars is to rat out literally everyone he can. Only question is does he actually have any big fish to offer to authorities?

  7. Weren’t some of the rumors around him also doing this with guys as well? If that’s the case this won’t fly.

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