Not to be obnoxiously parasocial, but as a longtime Lana fan I hope this isn’t true. Dude is apparently MAGA with a bigoted history: I have no clue how she went from casting witchy spells against Trump to *this*.
She’s rich, famous and beautiful and she chooses to marry HIM??? I knew it was terrible, but the dating scene in 2024 is even worse than I thought 😳
Spiritual_Boss6114 on
Sincerely, Relax Lana.
Comfortable-Load-904 on
Really? Him?
Professional_Set3634 on
oh she dumb dumb
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JayFenty on
She’s in her KFed era
flirtydodo on
method…singing? I have questions, for the culture, and others!
ttpd-intern on
Well… that was quick. I’m sure it’ll end well.
ontapeina_sthrnaccnt on
layla_jones_ on
Love wins
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axdwl on
I find it shocking that y’all are shocked she’s dating a MAGA. Her entire thing was Americana and sleezy men lol
TwasAnChild on
She country girlied to close to bum-husband sun
MUPIL090310 on
At this point …. She made her choice now deal with the inevitable consequences! Should we start a pool for the following:
– how long will the marriage last? More than 6 months or less?
– do we think she will do a prenup?
– do we think she will start to do mini performances of her greatest hits on the swamp tours?
– do we think by the time the divorce happens she will have had a kid by him or be pregnant?
Ill_Discussion7528 on
Let’s just hope she’s getting an iron-clad prenup.
princessmononokestoe on
Lana, nooooooo
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Im not american but i thought american license is something you get so you can marry other people? like friends or something? maybe I got it wrong from movies and tv lol
shocking she’s marrying this dude they’ve only been together for months
Visible_Writing7386 on
I mean, even if you ignore the looks, this doesn’t make sense on so many levels. What is the attraction here?
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congratulations?
Not to be obnoxiously parasocial, but as a longtime Lana fan I hope this isn’t true. Dude is apparently MAGA with a bigoted history: I have no clue how she went from casting witchy spells against Trump to *this*.
Nooooo…yall I’m really worried about Lana.
*Him?
Oh Lana lol
Embarrassing
Girl, are you good??
https://preview.redd.it/g1e6i8laa7rd1.jpeg?width=315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92324e11e104b561927e34b6c3eab63bc92e7277
She’s rich, famous and beautiful and she chooses to marry HIM??? I knew it was terrible, but the dating scene in 2024 is even worse than I thought 😳
Sincerely, Relax Lana.
Really? Him?
oh she dumb dumb
She’s in her KFed era
method…singing? I have questions, for the culture, and others!
Well… that was quick. I’m sure it’ll end well.
Love wins
I find it shocking that y’all are shocked she’s dating a MAGA. Her entire thing was Americana and sleezy men lol
She country girlied to close to bum-husband sun
At this point …. She made her choice now deal with the inevitable consequences! Should we start a pool for the following:
– how long will the marriage last? More than 6 months or less?
– do we think she will do a prenup?
– do we think she will start to do mini performances of her greatest hits on the swamp tours?
– do we think by the time the divorce happens she will have had a kid by him or be pregnant?
Let’s just hope she’s getting an iron-clad prenup.
Lana, nooooooo
Im not american but i thought american license is something you get so you can marry other people? like friends or something? maybe I got it wrong from movies and tv lol
shocking she’s marrying this dude they’ve only been together for months
I mean, even if you ignore the looks, this doesn’t make sense on so many levels. What is the attraction here?
What the??
Oh no Lana…
girl what?
https://preview.redd.it/4b6s3iw7f7rd1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f26f85939307561c76663ad37de79b917a89afc
As an objective outside observer, neither fan nor hater, this feels very on brand.
Lana, get a prenup girl!
If true, this is both tragic and completely on brand?