This feels very “we went to a wedding, thought we should get married, so we did”. I hope Lana did get a prenup just in case. Other than that, this feels like her vibe.
Daydream_machine on
I need to know what goes on in this woman’s brain, the way she switches from Waffle House employee to Coachella headliner to a Swamp Bride is just 😳🤯
I’m going to be surprised if this marriage even lasts a year
Otherwise_Aioli_7187 on
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The only positive thing I can say about this wedding….. Lana why?!?! I’m a long time fan and I know this is the type of man she sings about, I’m not surprised just very disappointed 🤦🏽♀️ why do beautiful women have such bad taste in men 🥴
Cold_Breadfruit_9794 on
She’s my favourite kind of celebrity, chaotic and unpredictable. I have no notes.
daysanddistance on
well……the country album better be fucking good 😩
mMounirM on
Phoebe Buffay who can sing
tiduraes on
People being shocked when he’s the exact type of men she sings about lol
savannahkellen on
I should not be shocked but I am shocked nonetheless.
Msler332 on
My first thought was “this is insane” and my second thought was “this so Lana Del Rey of her”
I feel like this is the temu version of what she’s going for. Like I get the appeal of the backwoods man, been there done that. He was a terrible person but he could stand up straight.
Aromatic-Seat-3372 on
Was just browsing r/lanitas and turns out this guy is MAGA and a huge transphobe? And Lana was spotted at his trailer while his daughter fought people outside cause she was allegedly calling people N and F slurs??? What is happening??
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This feels very “we went to a wedding, thought we should get married, so we did”. I hope Lana did get a prenup just in case. Other than that, this feels like her vibe.
I need to know what goes on in this woman’s brain, the way she switches from Waffle House employee to Coachella headliner to a Swamp Bride is just 😳🤯
https://preview.redd.it/omvr8tx5jard1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75f6cb22b713f5a965200170a9665fcf37ac04fc
she is so funny honestly
I’m going to be surprised if this marriage even lasts a year
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The only positive thing I can say about this wedding….. Lana why?!?! I’m a long time fan and I know this is the type of man she sings about, I’m not surprised just very disappointed 🤦🏽♀️ why do beautiful women have such bad taste in men 🥴
She’s my favourite kind of celebrity, chaotic and unpredictable. I have no notes.
well……the country album better be fucking good 😩
Phoebe Buffay who can sing
People being shocked when he’s the exact type of men she sings about lol
I should not be shocked but I am shocked nonetheless.
My first thought was “this is insane” and my second thought was “this so Lana Del Rey of her”
https://preview.redd.it/hhjl70qfkard1.jpeg?width=614&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=297e0837eb63bdc5050f3d9156d312c8cb401996
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Why Lana, just why 🫤
About 3 hours ago I was in bed, reading about her getting a marriage license while trying to find the strength to get out of bed.
Now I’m at work reading about how she got married.
The whiplash is real.
This is completely on brand for her, idk why people are shocked
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LANA NOOOOO!!!
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Huh…
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So apparently he’s alluded to beating trans people?? Disappointing if true, fuck this guy and Lana for associating with him.
Oh girl….
Hope you got a pre-nup with lizard man.
Whyyyy
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I feel like this is the temu version of what she’s going for. Like I get the appeal of the backwoods man, been there done that. He was a terrible person but he could stand up straight.
Was just browsing r/lanitas and turns out this guy is MAGA and a huge transphobe? And Lana was spotted at his trailer while his daughter fought people outside cause she was allegedly calling people N and F slurs??? What is happening??
Edit: [Video of the trailer incident](https://www.reddit.com/r/lanitas/s/9KpyEpjBZJ)
They look happy.
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