> “Fellas, we gotta talk,” Bautista said. “A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He’s not. I mean, look at him, he wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. He whines like a baby. The guy is afraid of birds. Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft. Look at that gut. It’s like a garbage bag full of buttermilk.”
> “He’s barely strong enough to hold an umbrella,” Bautista added as a clip of Trump in a rainstorm played. “He’s got jugs. Big ones. Like Dolly Parton. And you know that little dance he does? He looks like he’s jacking off a pair of giraffes.”
> Bautista continued the roast Trump by saying **“he’s moody. He pouts. He throws tantrums. He acts like a five year old behind the wheels of a truck. This November, let’s stop kidding ourselves.”**
Curleysound on
Looks like he got way leaner than I remember.
Cyber-Cafe on
Really funny video. The editing was hilarious. Dudes got a great sense of humor, and I didn’t know that.
Cathymorgan-foreman on
Well…. he’s not wrong.
sleazypornoname on
Dude is walking around wearing pearls around his neck.
The_real_bandito on
I was wondering why nobody has made fun of Trump’s makeup before.
carldubs on
Buttermilk out here catchin strays
DustyBusterson on
Anyone feel genuinely worried for people like this if Trump wins? That he will go after anyone who criticized him?
Not hoping so in any way because that would include me, I fucking hate Trump and conservatives. Just saying, most dictators tend to silence their critics when they take power.
LP_24 on
Hilarious af but why does Dolly have to be lumped in the same sentence as buttermilk boy 😭
NineFolded on
Stop, Dave. You had me at, “he wears more make up than Dolly Parton”
No offense to Dolly, cause I love her too
CarissaSkyWarrior on
Now I wish I didn’t boo him when he won the 2014 Rumble.
In my defense, though, I was just getting into wrestling, and it was my first live WWE event, so I was going with the crowd.
Unusual-Ad4890 on
There was no need to throw shade at Dolly Parton
Danglin_Fury on
Hey, I have a WILD idea…. How about we stop getting political advice from people who are literally paid to lie? I don’t know. Maybe look at their policies and not vore with our fee fees
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Yet another reason for me to love Dave Bautista!
> “Fellas, we gotta talk,” Bautista said. “A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He’s not. I mean, look at him, he wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. He whines like a baby. The guy is afraid of birds. Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft. Look at that gut. It’s like a garbage bag full of buttermilk.”
> “He’s barely strong enough to hold an umbrella,” Bautista added as a clip of Trump in a rainstorm played. “He’s got jugs. Big ones. Like Dolly Parton. And you know that little dance he does? He looks like he’s jacking off a pair of giraffes.”
> Bautista continued the roast Trump by saying **“he’s moody. He pouts. He throws tantrums. He acts like a five year old behind the wheels of a truck. This November, let’s stop kidding ourselves.”**
Looks like he got way leaner than I remember.
Really funny video. The editing was hilarious. Dudes got a great sense of humor, and I didn’t know that.
Well…. he’s not wrong.
Dude is walking around wearing pearls around his neck.
I was wondering why nobody has made fun of Trump’s makeup before.
Buttermilk out here catchin strays
Anyone feel genuinely worried for people like this if Trump wins? That he will go after anyone who criticized him?
Not hoping so in any way because that would include me, I fucking hate Trump and conservatives. Just saying, most dictators tend to silence their critics when they take power.
Hilarious af but why does Dolly have to be lumped in the same sentence as buttermilk boy 😭
Stop, Dave. You had me at, “he wears more make up than Dolly Parton”
No offense to Dolly, cause I love her too
Now I wish I didn’t boo him when he won the 2014 Rumble.
In my defense, though, I was just getting into wrestling, and it was my first live WWE event, so I was going with the crowd.
There was no need to throw shade at Dolly Parton
Hey, I have a WILD idea…. How about we stop getting political advice from people who are literally paid to lie? I don’t know. Maybe look at their policies and not vore with our fee fees
I’d have gone with “more makeup than RuPaul”