Never thought we would get Life-Action Kung Fu Panda
SillyGoatGruff on
Kung Fu Planda?
literated on
If the plots get any flimsier we could just forego the facade of making a movie and go straight to “here’s a 90 minute stunt compilation by Jackie Chan and his crew.”
I’d probably buy a ticket for that, to be honest.
MapleHamwich on
Jackie Chan disowned his own daughter. Jackie Chan betrayed his own country for Winnie the Pooh.
mikehatesthis on
I know this isn’t the point but that even lighting for streaming look isn’t doing this late-era Jackie movie any favours lol.
Monster-Zero on
Hold on, didn’t he say he wasn’t going to do any more kung fu movies back in 2012??
WoodyManic on
It looks terrible. But, that makes sense. Chan is terrible.
Joranthalus on
a movie about a Kungfu Panda? Who woulda thunk it?!?
therapoootic on
it’s jacki chan, my kids will love it
eltrotter on
I’d go and watch a film that was just 127 minutes of Jackie Chan trying to escape from one big room in a warehouse, but he just can’t help but do so in the most elaborate, slapstick way possible, so he ends up stuck in there dicking about for two whole hours.
AmazingSpdrMan1 on
If I had a nickel for every time a Kung Fu franchise is centered around a panda, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but weird that it’s happened twice.
spacemanspliff-42 on
I mean, this feels like a throwback to his early slapstick kung-fu films and I’m all about that. I’m most amazed that he’s doing stunts and fights still.
16 Comments
Never thought we would get Life-Action Kung Fu Panda
Kung Fu Planda?
If the plots get any flimsier we could just forego the facade of making a movie and go straight to “here’s a 90 minute stunt compilation by Jackie Chan and his crew.”
I’d probably buy a ticket for that, to be honest.
Jackie Chan disowned his own daughter. Jackie Chan betrayed his own country for Winnie the Pooh.
I know this isn’t the point but that even lighting for streaming look isn’t doing this late-era Jackie movie any favours lol.
Hold on, didn’t he say he wasn’t going to do any more kung fu movies back in 2012??
It looks terrible. But, that makes sense. Chan is terrible.
a movie about a Kungfu Panda? Who woulda thunk it?!?
it’s jacki chan, my kids will love it
I’d go and watch a film that was just 127 minutes of Jackie Chan trying to escape from one big room in a warehouse, but he just can’t help but do so in the most elaborate, slapstick way possible, so he ends up stuck in there dicking about for two whole hours.
If I had a nickel for every time a Kung Fu franchise is centered around a panda, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but weird that it’s happened twice.
I mean, this feels like a throwback to his early slapstick kung-fu films and I’m all about that. I’m most amazed that he’s doing stunts and fights still.
Congratulations on 100 years, Jackie Chan.
Fuck Jackie Chan
Give me Rush hour 4 instead of this crap
Looks rough