Disappointed that Bucky Barnes didn’t say “What are we, some kinda Thunderbolts*?”
ilovecfb on
Are we ever gonna leave the slowed down pop song era of trailers
shadowdra126 on
That is a really long TEASER trailer…
Comic_Book_Reader on
>Thunderbolts* | Official Teaser Trailer
3:25.
>Thunderbolts* | Official *Teaser* Trailer
**3:25**.
I had to a double take when I saw that number.
aduong on
I can’t listen to this song without thinking of Malignant😩
roxxe on
whats the bet what the asterix is for?
ICumCoffee on
A Teaser trailers that’s 3:25 min long?? How long the Trailer is gonna be, 15 mins????
fudgepuppy on
If you use Where Is My Mind in a movie or trailer, you’re a hack. It’s been done to death and has never topped it being in Fight Club.
TussalDimon on
When Americans play Russians, but pronounce Russian names American way and with an accent, is sounds so off putting and lazy.
Even Google translate can pronounce Алексей/Alexey/Alexei correctly.
But maybe it’s a nitpick or it actually happens. Maybe if I lived in America long enough, I wouldn’t bother with the right pronounce for just names.
Curve-Inspector on
If I had a nickel for every time Lewis Pullman plays a character named Bob ], I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but I am happy that it happened twice
TheReturnOfOldCal on
It’s Boltin’ time!
Bellikron on
Bucky getting the magnetic car bomb launcher again got me pretty hyped
DaftMemory on
Not gonna lie that was an awesome trailer
brahbocop on
Why does this look insanely fun and entertaining? I’m 100% down for this.
GamingTatertot on
I think one of the best things about Marvel is their ability to get really great actors in their projects. There’s not a single actor here I dislike, and so I’m hoping this is good.
Also between this and Salem’s Lot, I really hope we see they succeed so we see a lot more of Lewis Pullman
BadBloodBear on
3/5 of them just wearing black leather killed any excitement I would of had.
Having captain Russia outshines them when he is near the others.
Magik-Mina-MaudDib on
Most of the comments so far aren’t really saying anything about the trailer, and yeah it’s totally dumb that it’s called a teaser trailer and almost 3 and a half minutes long lmao, but I actually think it looks better than I was expecting?
I still don’t really care about Taskmaster since I felt she was really handled terribly in Black Widow, but I’m always interested in Bucky, and Pugh has been a standout as Yelena. The stuff with her and her dad looks real good, and I’m at least interested in seeing if they can do anything to make this team feel different than any of the other superhero teams out there.
Color me curious. Not totally excited or moved, but I have higher hopes than I was expecting off of this trailer.
MrConor212 on
This was a long ass trailer and the movie doesn’t release for another 8 months lol.
I assume the next trailer will show us Sentry or Tiamut Island
NGMB2 on
does Sebastian Stan ever take a break?
just_some_guy2000 on
Looks a lot more enjoyable than Eternals and at least you know where the characters are from rather than being created out of whole cloth for the movie.
Right-Pirate-7084 on
This thing should be a hard R.
NoMasterpiece679 on
I thought this was a mini series XD
OneOfMyOldestFriends on
The Bvengers
Or maybe the Cvengers.
ohp250 on
So who is Bob?
justthisones on
Marvelmarvelmarvel
GoT__Spoilers on
Is that Avenger’s Tower?
Prathik on
I’m super hyped for this more than any other marvel project in the works, though I wish zemo was in this in some capacity.
perscitia on
This could be fun but whoever signed off on Sebastian Stan’s wig shouldn’t have been allowed on set.
ICUMF1962 on
So which one of them is going to execute Julia Louis-Dreyfus in the most over the top way
fcneko on
“Vee are ta bed guys,” is about all I got from this…????
berserkuh on
>Is that Bucky?!!?
> That’s not good!!
Can they stop making every movie a fucking joke
NOWAY_YESWAY on
Yeah, this does not look bad at all, I’m feeling the direction change with this one for sure.. and it feels good
appletinicyclone on
Im sort of insanely protective over the pixies where is my mind song and it makes me feel sick to my stomach they’re using it in a marvel movie
Fight club and mr robot fine
Maxence cyrin making a piano cover for leftovers fine
But in a marvel movie? That you know has to be bargain basement appeal to everyone type of thing
It just doesn’t feel right
ConfidentPeanut18 on
Why is Marvel seem to be struggling on making a near comic-accurare Taskmaster costume?
Is it because she’s a female or are there some censorship laws out there they’re trying to comply with
appletinicyclone on
Is that the girl that is in smile 2?
And the pseudo dad of black widow? There’s so many off brand marvel movies I haven’t seen
Killdebrant on
Big excite.
NinjaZombieHunter on
I think Disney needs to go back to the “less is more” approach and stop showing entire movies or shows in a trailer. I feel like I don’t even need to watch it now.
APartyInMyPants on
This trailer was weird because they show Bucky through half the trailer, but then they “reveal” Bucky in the last ten seconds as if it’s supposed to be a surprise.
I don’t think this marketing company got the memo.
LiverpoolPlastic on
The year is 2050
Go to movies, it’s the weekly MCU movie
Disney logo on screen
It’s phase 12 of the story
Movie starts, Tobey Maguire is in a wheelchair
A burglar comes into his house, steals his Funko pops
Tobey says “It’s Peterin time” (this is a reference to the hit 2022 film Morbius)
Also says “That sounded better in my head”
He puts on his mask, the crowd screams until my ears ring
Swings at the man as he’s running away
A portal opens and Captain Europe steps into the scene
Tobey accidentally swings into him
He says “It’s all good, I have healthcare”
Crowd cheers, Captain Europe had his in tv show in 2048 and this is a reference to his prostate exam episode in season 6 where he makes the same joke
Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield come through the portal and point at each other, making the funny Spiderman meme again
They all start jerking each other off as the camera zooms out, revealing the Death Star and the Star Wars theme briefly plays
Crowd cheers again before the screen cuts to black and Darth Vader’s laugh plays
Post credit scene shows Thanos reappear, and he says “I’m coming for you, Redditors”
Crowd cheers one last time, news sources are saying this is one of the best movies of all time
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Disappointed that Bucky Barnes didn’t say “What are we, some kinda Thunderbolts*?”
Are we ever gonna leave the slowed down pop song era of trailers
That is a really long TEASER trailer…
>Thunderbolts* | Official Teaser Trailer
3:25.
>Thunderbolts* | Official *Teaser* Trailer
**3:25**.
I had to a double take when I saw that number.
I can’t listen to this song without thinking of Malignant😩
whats the bet what the asterix is for?
A Teaser trailers that’s 3:25 min long?? How long the Trailer is gonna be, 15 mins????
If you use Where Is My Mind in a movie or trailer, you’re a hack. It’s been done to death and has never topped it being in Fight Club.
When Americans play Russians, but pronounce Russian names American way and with an accent, is sounds so off putting and lazy.
Even Google translate can pronounce Алексей/Alexey/Alexei correctly.
But maybe it’s a nitpick or it actually happens. Maybe if I lived in America long enough, I wouldn’t bother with the right pronounce for just names.
If I had a nickel for every time Lewis Pullman plays a character named Bob ], I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but I am happy that it happened twice
It’s Boltin’ time!
Bucky getting the magnetic car bomb launcher again got me pretty hyped
Not gonna lie that was an awesome trailer
Why does this look insanely fun and entertaining? I’m 100% down for this.
I think one of the best things about Marvel is their ability to get really great actors in their projects. There’s not a single actor here I dislike, and so I’m hoping this is good.
Also between this and Salem’s Lot, I really hope we see they succeed so we see a lot more of Lewis Pullman
3/5 of them just wearing black leather killed any excitement I would of had.
Having captain Russia outshines them when he is near the others.
Most of the comments so far aren’t really saying anything about the trailer, and yeah it’s totally dumb that it’s called a teaser trailer and almost 3 and a half minutes long lmao, but I actually think it looks better than I was expecting?
I still don’t really care about Taskmaster since I felt she was really handled terribly in Black Widow, but I’m always interested in Bucky, and Pugh has been a standout as Yelena. The stuff with her and her dad looks real good, and I’m at least interested in seeing if they can do anything to make this team feel different than any of the other superhero teams out there.
Color me curious. Not totally excited or moved, but I have higher hopes than I was expecting off of this trailer.
This was a long ass trailer and the movie doesn’t release for another 8 months lol.
I assume the next trailer will show us Sentry or Tiamut Island
does Sebastian Stan ever take a break?
Looks a lot more enjoyable than Eternals and at least you know where the characters are from rather than being created out of whole cloth for the movie.
This thing should be a hard R.
I thought this was a mini series XD
The Bvengers
Or maybe the Cvengers.
So who is Bob?
Marvelmarvelmarvel
Is that Avenger’s Tower?
I’m super hyped for this more than any other marvel project in the works, though I wish zemo was in this in some capacity.
This could be fun but whoever signed off on Sebastian Stan’s wig shouldn’t have been allowed on set.
So which one of them is going to execute Julia Louis-Dreyfus in the most over the top way
“Vee are ta bed guys,” is about all I got from this…????
>Is that Bucky?!!?
> That’s not good!!
Can they stop making every movie a fucking joke
Yeah, this does not look bad at all, I’m feeling the direction change with this one for sure.. and it feels good
Im sort of insanely protective over the pixies where is my mind song and it makes me feel sick to my stomach they’re using it in a marvel movie
Fight club and mr robot fine
Maxence cyrin making a piano cover for leftovers fine
But in a marvel movie? That you know has to be bargain basement appeal to everyone type of thing
It just doesn’t feel right
Why is Marvel seem to be struggling on making a near comic-accurare Taskmaster costume?
Is it because she’s a female or are there some censorship laws out there they’re trying to comply with
Is that the girl that is in smile 2?
And the pseudo dad of black widow? There’s so many off brand marvel movies I haven’t seen
Big excite.
I think Disney needs to go back to the “less is more” approach and stop showing entire movies or shows in a trailer. I feel like I don’t even need to watch it now.
This trailer was weird because they show Bucky through half the trailer, but then they “reveal” Bucky in the last ten seconds as if it’s supposed to be a surprise.
I don’t think this marketing company got the memo.
The year is 2050
Go to movies, it’s the weekly MCU movie
Disney logo on screen
It’s phase 12 of the story
Movie starts, Tobey Maguire is in a wheelchair
A burglar comes into his house, steals his Funko pops
Tobey says “It’s Peterin time” (this is a reference to the hit 2022 film Morbius)
Also says “That sounded better in my head”
He puts on his mask, the crowd screams until my ears ring
Swings at the man as he’s running away
A portal opens and Captain Europe steps into the scene
Tobey accidentally swings into him
He says “It’s all good, I have healthcare”
Crowd cheers, Captain Europe had his in tv show in 2048 and this is a reference to his prostate exam episode in season 6 where he makes the same joke
Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield come through the portal and point at each other, making the funny Spiderman meme again
They all start jerking each other off as the camera zooms out, revealing the Death Star and the Star Wars theme briefly plays
Crowd cheers again before the screen cuts to black and Darth Vader’s laugh plays
Post credit scene shows Thanos reappear, and he says “I’m coming for you, Redditors”
Crowd cheers one last time, news sources are saying this is one of the best movies of all time
Thank you Disney for saving the film industry